Monday, 13 December 2010

And I thought I was chubs...

Come to the conclusion that my legs are too long for trains. Especially when a fat bitch resembling Miss Piggy gets on, sits in front of me and proceeds to dump 2 of her 3 bags (probably storing food) on the floor between her legs reducing my leg room significantly. I’m expecting cramp. I get cramp. Not a good start to the morning.

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